In case you are or have ever been a New York Jets fan, that is the 12 months to double, triple, and quadruple down on the staff. If you happen to give up the franchise like Fireman Ed, that is the 12 months for a reunion. This 12 months, greater than any since Broadway Joe, is the 12 months to root for gangrene.
Get fucking hyped. Let your creativeness run as wild as doable. AFC title sport? Tremendous Bowl? A ticker tape parade down the Canyon on Heroes? It’s at the least conceivable, and if you’ll it, dude, it’s no dream. This will sound condescending, and that’s as a result of it’s, however I’m nonetheless being 100% critical. The Jets by every other metropolis are the Browns, and who is aware of in the event that they’ll ever make use of a Corridor of Fame quarterback this near his MVP kind once more. Why do you assume Cleveland followers are pissed that the media isn’t letting them simply get pleasure from this?
And that’s how I really feel about Jets followers. What’s the hurt in letting them have this? All people deserves to trip the curler coaster, and it’s lastly their flip. The staff wasn’t horrible final 12 months, at the least by Jets requirements, and now they’ve Dalvin Prepare dinner. Breece Corridor is again lower than 10 months after tearing his ACL, and regardless of the very best curiosity of his profession, even he’s exhibiting urgency.
Aaron Rodgers has a No. 1 goal in Garrett Wilson, in addition to Randall Cobb and Allen Lazard. Don’t fear in regards to the offensive line. That’s Robert Saleh’s job, and he’s engaged on it. Per Hard Knocks, he is aware of that the “massive boys up entrance change who the fuck we’re.”
Is it doable that HBO’s well-crafted montages are the very best the Jets look all season? Perhaps… maybe go fuck yourself. That is their 12 months. It won’t be because it pertains to hoisting the Lombardi Trophy, but that’s irrelevant.
Mike Greenberg hasn’t been this completely happy since he offloaded Golic, and there can be no scarcity of Jets protection. The NFL and its media companions are doing all the pieces wanting promoting backstage passes, and the entry goes to be extra intimate than 4 nights (or was it two?) in a darkness retreat with A-Rodg.
I do know if I had the misfortune of calling the Jets my staff, I’d be irrationally excited for the season to kick off. Herald magicians, mild reveals, dancers, celebrities, no matter is left of Namath, and dial it as much as 11.
“IT’S UP TO YOU, NEW YORK, NEW YOOOORRRRRKKKKKKK!”
What do the Giants have? Danny Dimes and a caricature of a soccer coach? Mac Jones is trash, Buffalo would possibly as effectively be in Canada, and Miami’s quarterback is a success away from retirement.
“J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!”
The protection was imply final season, and Sauce Gardner goes to get to play with a lead this 12 months. Bye, Zach Wilson. See ya, Mike White. Hey, Joe Flacco, eat shit. There’s a four-time league MVP on the town, and he’s rejuvenated, reborn, and able to mild up the AFC.
“AAR-ON ROD-GERS!” DU-DU-d-d-DU “AAR-ON RODGERS!”
You understand how rapidly the MVP chants are going to rain down Metlife Stadium? If not Week 1, then undoubtedly by Week 4. Of their first eight video games of the season — Buffalo, at Dallas, New England, Kansas Metropolis, at Denver, Philly, at Giants, Chargers — the Jets have an opportunity to beat six playoffs groups, Invoice Belichick, Sean Payton, Josh Allen, and final season’s Tremendous Bowl winner, and runner up.
It’s not in regards to the journey, it’s in regards to the vacation spot, and that vacation spot, my Jets mates, is Las Vegas for Tremendous Bowl LVIII. There’s no method this ends in distress, tears, and a foot fetish. God is with you. Jesus is with you. The holy spirit, Buddha, Allah, Aaron Rodgers, and his bag of temper crystals are with you.
JETS FOOTBALL, BABY! (That is borderline irresponsible gaslighting however) LET’S FUCKING GO!